![]() ![]() Your parents' restaurant just wasn't up to my standards, David.ĭavid David David David! I can update this to a 1-star review in two seconds, dude.Oohhhh God I love being a restaurant critic. It was like this one solid piece that I had to. The morning after I ate it I went to the bathroom and my poop was all solid. I'm sorry, but the food totally messed my stomach up. Look amigo, I'm sorry I only gave your parents' restaurant 2 stars, but it could have been worse. Are you gonna clean the tables here too? How do you get to school? Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Huh? So the cafeteria's back that way, and most of the classrooms are this way, down the-.ĮEWW. Cartman puts his books in his locker and walks away when Butters catches himĭid you get 'em? Did you get 'em? Did you get 'em? Huh? ![]() Oh God, now everyone thinks they're a food critic. Oh Jeez, you guys too, huh? Ho-kay, uhm, I'll get you set up right over here, okay? Oh, and uh, I just wanted to mention that my wife and I are Yelp reviewers, so uh, your best table, please. Uhh, it's actually pronounced "David," okay? Great, and can you turn down the music a bit? This pagan shit hurts my ears. What could we do to-?Īh I mean, I could probably be persuaded with some free desserts. Yeah, but I'm kind of teetering on 5 stars or 1 star. I was thinking of giving this place 5 stars. Okay, I just didn't want you caught off-guard. And, uh did I mention I am a food critic for Yelp? Okay, here you go, amigo! Another taco plate and the taquitos. One has two burritos, the second has two tacos and some chips and guacamole, the third has two enchiladas which he hasn't touched yet. Great! We really have to impress this customer. We're not going back to that miserable place! David, you must help your mama however you can. But we've put everything into moving here and starting this business, and we have to be impressive. Where's that other taco plate? We need it now. Could you have them turn up the lights a little, please? Thanks, uh, did they mention to you that I am a Yelper? I usually keep it on the down-low so they don't kiss my ass too much. Yes, sir, give me a second I'll have a table right away. Look at all the new restaurants the Whole Foods has brought in. Mornin' Ger! Just another day in paradise, huh? ![]() In the parking area in front of the store two old friends greet each other The Stotches walk past Skeeter's Wine Bar while the Tuckers, without Craig, walk towards Whole Foods. Morning in CtPaTown, renamed Shi Tpa Town. ![]()
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